Some latest status for your WhatsApp.

Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you 🙂

No one knows the question why, way the black bird fly.

I am busy, my robot will reply you.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.

Status Unavailable,please try and reload again.

Stop checking my status better you have your own.

WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status.

Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat

Scratch here ::::::::: to reveal your PIN,You need to authenticate yourself to see my status

Compiling my Dreams

Save Water, Drink V0dka!

I hate when people look at my status and say “Its Bakwas”.

Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..

Don’t follw my Status, Go create your own.

My status is more than a line on an app.

My status is always better than yours.

When love hurts.. You can check others status only.